About

Gare is an elusive character that yearns to play his Sims 2 games and pick on funny looking people. Gare knows when he’s wrong and when he’s right and most of the time he is usually right. Gare is more technologically up to date than most of the other that lives in the same hick town as he does.

As Gare’s personal investigator I’ve been bound to do this page for him, since he is on the run from the man-eating marshmallows and walruses that reside in a county below his. That is all and remember the world is quiet here.